May 15

For the second time in three years, a team from Concussion has rolled its way to glory at the annual Clampitt Paper agency bowling tournament. Advertising teams from Fort Worth and Tarrant County converged on Main Event to battle for bragging rights May 14th.

The winning team, The Juicy Pig, claimed First Prize for the highest two-game team score of 1,302 points. Members of the team included agency principals Andrew Yanez and Allen Wallach, cd Khris Kesling, acd Joel “Boat Anchor” Stolinski and Print Central’s Bobby Cook. Yanez bowled the highest single game score of 172. Cook shot the highest two-game total of 305.

Another Concussion team, Dolls with Balls, was awarded the prize for best team name. When asked what he was going to do with the bowling pin first-place trophy, Yanez was heard to mutter, “I can’t tell you, but it involves a midget, a donkey and a roll of duct tape.”